English place names were invented by J.R.R. Tolkein for use in bedtime stories for his children, or so I was taught in history class at school. It turns out that I had, in fact, slept through school and dreamed most of my education. The study of place names is called Toponomy, or Toponomastics, or Geoff to his friends.
The University of Nottingham has a newfangled gizmo you can use to look up the root meaning of English place-names, and here is a glossary of place-name elements in the Domesday book, listed by major historical groups.
Fulwell
This name sounds nice: a Full Well is surely better than an empty one, right? Sure, but it depends what the well is full of. Fulwell actually comes from fลซl (Old English) + wella (Anglian), meaning foul stream/spring. Now, the charitable explanation is that the water was just muddy or cloudy with silt, or maybe smelt of methane from rotting plants, but I think we can all guess the other explanationโฆ
Silksworth
Is this the true home of ancient silk production? No, thatโs China, even I know that, donโt be silly. This area used to be owned by a chap called Sigelac, and the suffix -worth indicates a walled, fenced, or hedged enclosure.
Seaham
Obviously this town used to be a Sea Pig fishing village. Sea pigs are definitely real, but apparently their ham is on the bland side, because Seaham just means โVillage by the Seaโ, a ham being a village or estate, which is where the word hamlet (little village) comes from. Apparently, thatโs also the root of the name Hamlet in Shakespeare, and what you do with that information is entirely up to you.
Tunstall
No offence to the noble people of Tunstall, some of my best friends are Tunstallites (Tunstallish? Tunstallian? Tunstalli? Iโm not sure, Iโve never met one), but this is probably the least imaginative name in the land. A tลซn-stall is simply a farm in Old English. Itโs like calling your cat โCatโ, or your dad โDadโ. Couldnโt they have come up with something a bit more descriptive, I donโt know, something like โTunstall 2: The Final Farmโ or โBond, Tunstall Bondโ?
Let us know in the comments below if you know any odd place names.
